Talk about self-pity
Anne Marie from Wicklow, 23 Nov 2008
We get to watch this bloke as, sunk in maudlin self-pity, he wonders why his girlfriends keep dumping him. Hmmm as it looks like he never changed his clothes or washed his hair throughout the whole process. That and the fact that he never talks about anything but himself really make the original question a big mystery!
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complete history.....
Triona from Cork, 10 Nov 2008
i enjoyed this film. its a documentary style story about a guy who sets out to find out why his past girlfriends dumped him and he finds out some nasty truths about himself along the way. there are some very funny scenes and some very heart wrenching scenes and if you are in the the documentary style thing give it a go. i think it looked very much like a channel 4 / film 4 production....
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As bad as it gets
Feargal from Meath, 02 Feb 2009
This is the 2nd worst film I have ever seen. It is very difficult to watch a gormless moron that should have been made into a 3-minute Channel Four special and not dragged kicking and screaming over the length of a feature. In a word, dire.
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A shambles...
Daniel from Dublin, 17 Feb 2009
A guy attempts to contact his ex girlfriends to find out why they dumped him.
Had he looked in the mirror he would have realised why and saved us 90 minutes of self indulgent, conceited nonsense.
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A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
sarah from Dublin, 20 Nov 2008
The story of one rather strange man and his strange dating history. An odd and interesting movie.
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Late night games of truth or dare
Mary from Limerick, 19 Jan 2011
A result of one of those late night games of truth or dare: what are you really like in bed?What did your ex really think of you? What would you do to have sex with her again? In fact, with anyone at all? Chris Waitt's answer is to make a film - and the making of Waitt's film is a large part of what Waitt's film is about - in which he is told by every woman he's ever been out with that his uselessness as a boyfriend is exceeded only by his hopelessness as a human being. The result is like a lo-f
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avoid this rubbish
Peter from Wicklow, 21 Dec 2009
after the first 5 minutes I realised why he has had so many failures, because he is a truely unremarkable iratiting person. the fact that hardly any of his ex's would do an interview is testament to the true nature of this pathetic person. To think it is worthy of making it to DVD never mind wasting somebody life by approx 1 and a half hours is beyond me. if you want to see sexual failures check out sex lies and videotape instead!!!
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No Classic.
Leonard from Meath, 11 Apr 2010
One of the worst films ever!! Looking at this self pitying man who is unshaven and unwashed ask his ex's why the dumped him!! (look in the mirror). Has one or two funny parts but not enough to make this a anywhere near a classic. Girlfriend fell asleep after 5 mins of this film, I watched it all, more in hope of it getting better than been actually entertained by it!
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